Should I cut off my left ear Van Gogh style and send it to my ex?!?

Hello how about that ride in, I guess that's why they call it Sin City HA HA. No, but in all seriousness, my ex-girlfriend dumped me and Saturday marks the one year anniversary of our break up. She broke up with me because I never listened to her, and I felt like I always did. For our 1 year anniversary of our break up, I was thinking of cutting off my left ear and sending it to her. I don't really need my left ear, especially since I'm deaf in my left ear. I was thinking she'd be delighted by it, and it would remind her of me because just like me it doesn't listen! Do you think I should cut it off and send it to her in the mail? Or maybe just shave my pubes and send those to her, or maybe even both? Thoughts....